Target Lot Gulls

the flight of the seagulls over the Target parking lot
is epic
and the sqeakings of the ruling elite
that I read and hear about
seem so minor
compared to the sun on their wings
white low light from the fall sun
a large flying nestus
the moment is perfect and delicate
the talking ladies missed it
and now as I look out, the sun is clouded over
the birds gone
people are bringing bags to their cars
our host star graciously allowing
the day to proceed

Such Beauty

Such beauty waited upon by the group
Recovering from a drunk:
Mornings in the mind
Channelled from reality
The garish postcards that reveal truth
Brain molecules rearranging themselves
Settling on what this is
Intimations of immortality through serums
Dead country singers and flute solos
The funny monologue I did at that party
In merely cool air the seagull steps with
Quick decisive pomp
We are all waiting, existing, excited by the possibility
Of what we are and we vibrate, vibrate
Inside our shells creating waves, waves
That others see, the mirage we generate around us
Most choosing to believe it, even ourselves
As we vibrate, vibrate:
wants/needs/desires/dreams
All the while we are being in place
Occasionally realizing we just are
Seagulls, seagulls strutting

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