KeithBlog

This is a collection of my poetry, political observations, and art clips. I will work under the thesis that these things can succesfully be combined.

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Location: St. Paul, Minnesota, United States

I've been drawing all my life. One of my earliest memories is of drawing a stickman on my parents staircase wall with a black crayon. I drew cartoons and wrote for the the Onion in its earliest days. I did a couple animated shorts that appeared on MTV. I have worked the same job for 20 years. My wife and 2 cats now tolerate my own Big Time Studio that resides in our compact apartment.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Spam Poetry: Made from 100% REAL SPAM!!

Here are 3 "spam poems" or spoems, as I like to call
'em. All 3 are made from arrangements of real spam
messages that I have received.
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#1 Selling Hoodia

in cocksure
it's frigid may makeup.
see evans be disseminate or emile,
be adjacent !
budge some cheerful
see chungking it union !
dram.
it's room
it protocol
it henpeck,
sunshine and staley in browse,
whereupon some godfrey it's atkins.




Ticket # CZGVF0

basket
the bronchi
but bit not cliff
be bhoy some bosch
on confiscatory or automorphism!
conclude and brawl in bernini
on analysis try conscript, catalyst!
chairlady see caliper
not cutlass may diffractometer
bridal see andre or choice
it's boldface not baseboard on braggart
try it chameleon
it daunt
and see arsine
in affront
and




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